THAT FIRST OF LOOKS LIKE PICACHU AND I WANT IT!
This is officially the cutest thing I’ve ever seen.
I want two best friend bunnies named Troy and abed who sleep with their legs in the air. You can’t really look directly at the pictures tho because, like staring into the sun, it will burn out your retinas with adorable
I kinda sorta went through this phase where every single time there was a camera of any kind I would do this dumb pose where I would hold the camera away from my body and ball a fist with the other hand all while glaring at you like I might fuck you up.
I just realized that was one single sentence.
Please be kind to young Jay. He knows not what he does.
With the exception of the bottom right pic where I’m 97.6% sure I was on more drugs than Anna Nicole Smith when she started to get all crazy and lived on that Island that one time.
Reason 28 “why I love Texas”. I think we can all agree that hurricane Katrina was pretty fucked up for everyone. The Silver lining to the Louisiana exodus is being able to get this RIDICULOUS SHRIMP PO BOY AT A RESTAURANT IN THE BACK OF A GAS STATION. Don’t judge me, you prolly get some stupid extreme (spelled phonetically) doritos
Today was so jacked up I halfway thought about it. But then I remembered that story in dateline about them putting in low grade Beaver tranquilizer and a dash of prison toilet hooch.
RIP Harvey Dent. I understand why he left us too early tho. Look at that face, even God couldn’t wait to play with this little monster. I was the puppy sitter before my sister returned home and even knew he was a member of her family. He had a heart condition that meant he would have a very short life compared to a “normal” boxer. The breeders told them they could swap out Harvey for another but they couldn’t. I mean, could you? He lived a short life, yes, but it was action packed with love, affection and treats. He passed away gently sleeping with his parents in bed. If we could only all be so lucky. Something is wrong with my eyes, they’re leakingfluid for some reason.
I will ALWAYS mix up my mashed potatoes and corn like a 6 year old ONLY when eating my mother’s meatloaf.
I’ve just always remembered eating this meal this particular way.
Maybe it’s a little piece of normal in chaotic and fucked up world.
But mostly it’s because it’s awesome