Damnit, I cracked my screen bc the adorable reached the recommended daily dosage l
I think hell is something you carry around with you. Not somewhere you go.
The awkward moment when you realize a hug from a friend was the only instance of human touch (sans cordial/ritual “hand shaking”) you’ve had in years.
I should just become a hermit/crazy dog guy. I’d say cat bc, you know, the Internet but cats are assholes. I know it. You know it. And Sarah Mclaughlin knows it when she’s singing with a slow motion, one eyed cat blinking with crud in its eye.
I’m more of a dog person. I mean, at least they don’t act like they’re doing you a favor when they choose to acknowledge your existence.
PS- DEVILS ADVOCATE- cats are pretty adorable. I get it.
PSS- it was a great hug.
The depths of my loserdom knows no bounds
That can’t be right, right? Since when did ” caramel coloring” and “high fructose corn syrup” become the drink for health conscious soda water drinkers.
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